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adabi ooooooooooowwwwwwwww pas yadat bashe agar
jaye toye jokha ... didi be dalayel in ke
zira hazf shode khodet porosh kon agar dost dari
Be kooh nega mikonam to ro mibinam , be darya niga
mikonam to ro mibinam , be khorshid nega mikonam to
ro mibinam, bebin mishe beri kenar
Torke saat miporse , yaro mige : 3 , Torke mige
baba inam maro ..., harki ye chizi migeh
be morge migan chera dige tokhm nemizari? mige : AZ
DASTE DRAB haye TELAVANGT
Kilo metre 2 jadeye rasht : AZ GHIRATE KHOD BEKAHID
shakhsiat mohem farhangi honari ejtemaei siasi
varzeshi elmei midoni chei mige: AZIZAN MORABAE
ESLAM 3 ZEL DARAD , EDALAT VA HAMBASTEGI
Rashtiye mireh Qom sohani baz mikoneh , esmesho
mizareh sohane Haj hossein va Pedaran
yaro to arusi dashte mikhondeh : mikham ke ba bose
gole labato par par konam, yeho komiteh mirizeh to
torkeh mige : Golaye par par shodaro nesare rahbar
konam
az yaro miporsan koja miri ? mige jaei nemiram
daram bar migardam
yaru mireh pishe akhondeh mige agha gosle JENAYAT
chetoriyeh!!? akhondeh mige JENABATE na JENAYAT,
yaru mige : on tori ke man kardam jenayat bood
ellate inke amrica pishraft mikoneh vali iran na
midoni chie!!? amricaee ... be ... fekresh be kar
vali irani .... be kareh va fekresh be ... jaye
khali ro por kon
Torke mireh be dostesh bege mamanet mordeh, mige
:Gazanfar midoni marg shotorie ke dare khoneyeh
hame mikhabeh?... taraf migeh are... torke mige
hala ro nanat khabideh
Be goosfandeh migan che joori mirini!!? mige be
sabke gorohe ARYAN ! migan yani chejori? mige :
doone doone doone
doset daram na be khatere shahamatet na bekhatere
hesadatet na be khatereh hemaghatet na bekhatereh
jesaratet faghat be khatere vojode kesafatet
یارو داشته چای هم میزده میبینه زیاد شیرین شده یه دور بر میگرده
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az rashtie miporsan sakht tarin soale konkoor chi
bood mige name pedar
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hakimi ra porsidand: ey sheikh , kuni chekasi ra
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daryaft konad bekhanad , hal konad ama kunash pareh
shavad ta javabi bedahad
be yaru migan vahede kamtar az mesghal chiyeh? mige
chos mesghal!
3 chiz adamo sharmandeh mikoneh : dashtane dost
dokhtare ghorazeh! guzidan heine khamyazeh !
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Be yaro migan mamaneto bishtar dost dari ya babato
? mige mamaneto!
Ye zarbolmasal ghadimi mige: Age khoda be dokhtara
etemad dasht , onaro .... shodeh nemi a farid
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yaro , be dostesh mige : che bacheye khosh geli
dari? mige hala e bar to omret bara ma ye kari
kardia
Be yaro migan nemikhaye adam beshi? mige az en
gherti bazi ha khosham nemiyad
yaro Pizza mikhoreh medash tajob mikoneh
Be yaro zane esrayili migireh , shab jav migiratesh
ro toshak hazer nemisheh
yaro ... to ayene mibineh mige : Salha Del Talabe
Jame Jam Az Ma Mikard Anche Khod Dasht Zbigane
Tamana Mikard
Be yaro migan zaneto cheghadr mehr kardi? goft mehr
ke namzad bodim valy aban offffff
midony chera sedaye mardom be gosh masolin
nemireseh? chon masolin ghoshashono divert kardan
ro ....